By Chris Lingebach

WASHINGTON — It’s finally happened.

That seminal moment in every young girl’s life has arrived for Lurch’s youngest daughter.

Lurch: My youngest is starting to use the word ‘hurting.’

Cakes: Oh, really? I love it.

Lurch: And she’ll see somebody on the street that’s clearly struggling, and she’ll say, ‘Hurting.’

EB: Nooooooooo.