by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – There’s nothing better than EB blowing a gasket.

It’s just so raw and uninhibited. It feels good to listen to. As a listener, it’s like you’re living through him as he erupts on whomever or whatever he wants, and you’re just sitting there in your car imagining doing the same with your boss, wife, landlord, dentist or whomever.

But you can’t, because you’re expected to conform to this standard of politeness carved out by society.

This, forever and always, is why it just feels so good to hear EB explode like a madman.

His latest eruption came Wednesday, when he learned his recent Jay Gruden-themed t-shirt idea had been nixed by the company lawyer, essentially stifling his creativity before it can get off the ground floor.

That sounds infuriating.

So you don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re the only one, read these tweets as they poured in, in real-time as EB was losing it.

Listen to Bickel’s explosive tirade in the clip above.

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