106.7 The Fan All News 99.1 WNEW CBS Sports Radio 1580

TALE OF THE TAPE

Super Bowl Halftime Show Vs. Neil Diamond: Who Takes The Trophy For Better Entertainment?

For years, both Neil Diamond and the Super Bowl Halftime show have been giving us, let’s say, mild overproduction (read: glitzy, flashy, and potentially unnecessary). So who’s got the edge between these two cheesy industry mainstays?

Halftime Show
Neil Diamond
Bridgestone Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show
Toyota Concert Series On Today With Neil Diamond
Career Highlight?
Winner Fireworks coming out of Prince’s Guitar at Super Bowl XLI! Weeee!
Getting the lady folk to lose their mind over Sweet Caroline, no matter how grating it is.
Nickname?
The Pepsi Pop-Star Firework Fever Dream.
Winner The Jewish Elvis.
Cinematic Homage?
Winner Was both celebrated and lampooned in "Basketball."
Winner Both celebrated and lampooned in "Saving Silverman."
The Springsteen Connection?
Winner Bruce’s crown jewels hit the camera at Super Bowl XLIII.
Jammed out to Sweet Caroline (Note: that wasn't as fun of a jam as it could have been. Very disappointing)
2012 Highlight?
Show featured Madonna, LMFAO, Cirque du Soleil, Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., Cee Lo Green, Andy Lewis, Avon High School Drumline, Center Grove High School Drumline, Fishers High School Drumline, Franklin Central High School Drumline, Southern University Dancing Dolls, 200 Person Choir consisting of Indianapolis locals.
Winner Against that lineup? It could be “having a nice nap” and he’d get the point. But instead, we’ll note that he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
What Lady Do They Bring To Mind?
Janet Jackson and the wardrobe malfunction (Super Bowl XXXVIII).
Winner Amanda Peet. Mmmmm. ("Saving Silverman").
Dumb People Like Me Confuse Them With?
Winner Why are there so many lasers and people at the Puppy Bowl!?
Neil Young.
Secretly Enjoyable?
Winner Yes, especially when Prince is involved. (But don’t tell anyone I told you.)
Pfft. Not that I’m willing to admit.

The Winner Is

Bridgestone Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show
Winner Halftime Show
5 out of 8

With fireworks, lasers, dancers and an appearance by Nelly (probably) the Halftime Show takes it 5-4!

MORE TALES OF THE TAPE

  1. DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 27: Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 of the Denver Broncos runs out onto the field as flames ignite during player introductions before a game against the Washington Redskins at Sports Authority Field Field at Mile High on October 27, 2013 in Denver, Colorado. This picture taken on April 26, 2014 shows Japanese videogame giant Nintendo's characters Super Mario and Luigi (L) performing in Chiba, suburban Tokyo. Nintendo booked a 229 million USD annual loss on May 7, reversing a year-earlier profit as dismal sales of its Wii U console during the crucial Christmas holiday period dented results.
    NFL Players Vs. Nintendo Characters, Who Has The More Ridiculous Talents?

    NFL players and video game characters both have absurd talents. But how do they stack up against each other?

  2. Oakland Raiders v New England Patriots (Photo by Joel Auerbach/Getty Images)
    Tale Of The Tape: New England Patriots At Kansas City Chiefs

    The Patriots have not found their offensive stride yet and that’s been frustrating to Tom Brady.

  3. Minnesota Vikings v New Orleans Saints Dallas Cowboys v St. Louis Rams
    Tale Of The Tape: New Orleans Saints At Dallas Cowboys

    The Saints finally got their first win of the season against the Minnesota Vikings, as Drew Brees directed the New Orleans offense to a couple of early touchdowns and that was enough to earn Sean Payton’s team a victory.

See All Tales of the Tape
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,625 other followers