TALE OF THE TAPE

Sports

  1. Cleveland Brown Josh Gordon looks on O.J. Simpson sits in courtroom
    Worse Luck, Cleveland Browns’ Josh Gordon Or Naked Gun’s Nordberg?

    Cleveland Brown Josh Gordon has had his share of off-the field issues. How does he compare to Nordberg from “The Naked Gun”?

  2. Johnny Manziel yelling Jar Jar Binks toy
    Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?

    Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?

  3. 4. Philadelphia Eagles (9-3) (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
    Tale Of The Tape: Philadelphia Eagles At Washington Redskins

    After their loss to the Dallas Cowboys in Week 15, the Eagles can’t afford to feel sorry for themselves against the Redskins with the season in deep stretch and homefield advantage in the playoffs a major concern.

  4. Lavonte David and Orie Lemon tackle Jonathan Stewart messy closet
    NFC South More Of A Mess Than My Closet?

    A team with a losing record could win the NFC South. The division is a mess. But how does that mess compare to my closet?

  5. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images) (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
    Tale Of The Tape: Washington Redskins At New York Giants

    After getting blanked by the Rams 24-0 at home, there’s little doubt that the Redskins are a team in disarray as they head towards the completion of the 2014 season.

  6. DETROIT, MI - NOVEMBER 24: New York Jets head football coach Rex Ryan watches the action during the game against the Buffalo Bills at Ford Field on November 24, 2014 in Detroit, Michigan. The Bills defeated the Jets 38-3. Tipsy the Drunken Clown
    Rex Ryan Or Drunk Birthday Clown More Likely To Get Fired Right Now?

    Jets coach Rex Ryan is a mess right now. But how does he compare to a drunk birthday clown?