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Lurch just wants to be as happy as Russian President Vladimir Putin, seen here playing with his adorable dogs in the snow, rather than asking the meaning of life. (Credit: Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images)

Lurch Asks ‘What Will Make My Life Happy?’ En Route to Startling Revelation

Amidst Jason “Lurch” Bishop continuing his ongoing struggle to find the meaning of life, he made the shocking revelation that he’s considering adding a dog to his family. Now he needs your help weeding out the crap dogs, from the one that will finally bring him happiness.

07/30/2013