@Thom in his various forms of identity.

Police On Lookout for 47-Year-Old Man Posing as 24-Year-Old Radio Producer

Police are on the lookout for a 47-year-old man posing as a 24-year-old radio producer. They warn he is very deceptive, and in his truest form, can ruin your day so badly you’ll be left with a severe case of diarrhea.