pellet stove

Here's a family which very likely resembles the Valdez household, modeling off a pellet stove, courtesy of Getty Images. (Credit: MEHDI FEDOUACH/AFP/Getty Images)

Six AM: Valdez Ranks Anne Arundel Co. Suburbs, Owns Pellet Stove

The earliest Junkies segments of the day often yield the funniest moments of the show, but it’s early, so they can get overlooked. Here’s what you missed from the 6 AM hour Tuesday: Valdez ranking Anne Arundel burbs, whoring his mom, and owning a pellet stove?