Junkies: In a special report, brought to you by Ainsley Earhardt, Fox News regrets to inform you college kids are “partying” while on spring break, and it’s happening right here “in AMERICA” (Video).
Matt Valdez went full Richie Incognito and smashed up his car with a baseball bat (Video).
The earliest Junkies segments of the day often yield the funniest moments of the show, but it’s early, so they can get overlooked. Here’s what you missed from the 6 AM hour Tuesday: Valdez ranking Anne Arundel burbs, whoring his mom, and owning a pellet stove?
Crazy weather makes people do crazy things. The Polar Vortex drove Junkies’ producer Matt Valdez to lick the flagpole in front of the radio station, just to see if it would stick. Here’s pic & video evidence.
While the headline really says it all, click this link if you want to watch a cow get nailed while uhhh … getting nailed.
Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.
The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.
It takes a lot to do morning radio well. One distinguishable characteristic of a great show is identifying the conversations people want to have, but may not be ready to have themselves. Does it work the same for sex? And would people pay?
The internet has come a long way in the field of satisfying men as frequently as they choose to indulge themselves. But as a parent, there’s a new trend to be leery of that could deprive your daughter of her dignity forever, and it might just make these guys’ day.
There’s one thing Junkies show character ‘Larry The Corky’ wants more than anything from the guys: to meet Angelina Jolie. But unless they change their name to Kevin McCarthy, there’s no way that will ever […]