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Scott Stapp of Creed. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Cakes Gets Disgusting Face Disease Diagnosed

After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…

04/16/2013

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Mike Tyson Blasts Cakes’ ‘Him’ Impression

Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…

04/10/2013

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Unlikely War of Words: The Matt Valdez vs. Ken Pomeroy Saga

The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.

03/22/2013

Host Seth MacFarlane speaks onstage at the 85th Annual Academy Awards on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood. (Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)

MacFarlane Clubbed as Oscars Host: What is Wrong with People?

There’s no question that Seth MacFarlane was successful as this year’s host of The Oscars. The ratings support that claim. However, as the Academy leans towards a younger audience, it has become apparent the awards show’s older viewers may not have the tolerance for an edgy host like Seth.

02/26/2013

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Freezing Your Kids For Golf Money: Terrible or Not Terrible?

As I was combing through the fourth segment of Thursday’s show, searching for quotes about how great a person Brooks Laich is – which was easy because it’s true – to piece together a nice post promoting his new Twitter account, I heard something I literally replayed 10 times because I couldn’t believe it.

02/21/2013

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Junkies: Farting at Thirty-Thousand Feet May Save Your Life

‘Passing gas’ is disgusting, and to do it while flying is something you reserve strictly for traveling with an enemy. But hold your nose, dropping bombs on the plane may actually save your life.

02/21/2013

Kevin McCarthy sits down with Bruce Willis so he can show him a ticket stub from 30 years ago. (Credit: NerdTears.com)

Junkies: What Is It About Kevin McCarthy?

What happens when the ultimate movie fan boy obsesses his way up the entertainment ladder and into the same room as the very stars that drive his obsession? You get budding star movie reviewer, Kevin McCarthy. Someone who started off as a complete joke, is slowly but surely justifying his presence in front of a nationally televised audience.

02/14/2013

Ray Lewis holds up the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the San Francisco 49ers during Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on Feb. 3, 2013 in New Orleans, La. The Ravens defeated the 49ers 34-31.  (Credit: Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Junkies: How Does Super Bowl Saturday Sound?

The NFL is reportedly putting together a contingency plan, should a snowstorm or any sort of cold weather system move into East Rutherford, New Jersey in time to disrupt the NFL’s biggest game of the year in 2014. This roundtable discussion by the Junks lays out all the possibilities and ponders what would be the preferred day for the game to be moved to.

02/13/2013

Members of the Cameron Crazies cheer for the Duke Blue Devils during a win over the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. (Credit: Grant Halverson/Getty Images)

Asian-Themed Party on Duke Campus: Racist or Not Racist?

Students at Duke University came under heavy fire for throwing what is being called by many, a racist themed party. It generated a very interesting introspection by the Junkies into what elements make something racist. Check it out and join in on the conversation.

02/07/2013

E.B. with starlet Britt McHenry of ABC 7. (Credit: Twitter.com/BrittMcHenry)

Junkies: ‘Table Manners’ Brings Out the Stars for Red Carpet Premiere

The stars came out to Arlington Cinema n’ Drafthouse Monday for the red carpet premier of the Junkies new television show, “Table Manners”, which airs Tuesdays at 11 p.m. on CSN Washington. Here’s everything you missed, from smiles to cringes, and beginning to end of the Table Manners premier party.

02/05/2013

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