The Junkies' Lurch Ties Puppies in CFB PicksThe Junkies' Lurch went 3-2 in his college football picks this weekend, as did a pair of young puppies.
Lurch Unleashes Epic Rant After Losing Streak Picking College Football ContinuesLurch unleashed an epic rant on The Junkies Monday morning, after his record picking college football games this season slid to 8-22 over the weekend.
UPDATE: Lurch Makes Fun of Kirk Cousins' ‘Awful, Scruffy Little’ ... Foster DogJason 'Lurch' Bishop of the Sports Junkies was letting his dog roam free at a dog park in Leesburg Friday, when he says he was introduced to the "awful little white, scruffy little oversized rat dog" belonging to Redskins QB Kirk Cousins.
Lurch Does Play-by-Play of Tiger's Tee Shot in Low 'Golf Tone' (Audio)With the Junkies broadcasting from Quicken Loans National, Lurch took a spot overlooking the 10th hole to hilariously call Tiger Woods' tee shot in a low, "golf tone."
Lurch Training Dog in German, Is Begging for Hand-me-down CratesIn a series of updates which have gone overlooked, Lurch is considering training his dog in German, and has been begging for free dog crates because he's nubbity nubbs.
Poll: Should Lurch Let His Dog Pee in his Neighbors' Yard?Surely by now you've heard there's some controversy about town. Should Lurch let his dog pee in his neighbors' yard?
Luca Helps Lurch Thwart Home Mouse InvasionLurch's new dog has already proven to have a flare for heroics, helping him thwart the home invasion of a house mouse recently.
Lurch Forgoes Foster Care to Officially Adopt ‘Luca’ the Dutch ShepardLurch has officially adopted the Dutch Shepard he fell in love with on the air last week, which he met when the Washington Animal Rescue League brought a few pups in need of a home into the Junkies studio, renaming the pooch 'Luca.'
Lurch's Yearlong Search For a Dog May Finally Be Over (Photos)The journey of Lurch welcoming a dog into the Poppa family has been an evolving one, dating back to July 2013, and one which may have finally reached its blissful conclusion Wednesday, thanks to the Washington Animal Rescue League (
Lurch Becoming Crazy, Screaming Softball DadPerhaps being 'worried' about it isn't the proper phrasing, but Lurch is certainly 'aware' he's becoming the crazy, screaming dad who ruins his children's softball games for all other parents and kids in attendance, he admitted Monday.
The King of Ashburn Has 20-Foot Ceilings in Master Bedroom of His CastleLurch stopped the room with a notable Big Time at the start of the show on Thursday, when he revealed that he has 20-foot ceilings in the master BEDROOM of his palatial Ashburn estate.
Lurch Initiates Violent Tone Shift, Ending Show to Watch March Madness (Audio)March Madness is in the air and not even the Lurch Papa can deny his enthusiasm for life. That is, not until the final seconds of the show are near, and he initiates a violent tone shift begging for the show to be wrapped up (Audio).

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