Reggie, former love interest to Peggy, Lurch’s mom, called into the show on Friday. It was historic.
Lurch told an EPIC story on Wednesday, about a nine-letter name his wife called him. You MUST read this.
Lurch claims the disgusting, gnarled pair of socks he was wearing Friday were already disgusting and gnarled upon recent purchase.
(Photos) Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s house looks just like Lurch’s childhood home in Lanham, Md.
Despite four states having already passed legislation to allow autonomous cars, once the technology is fully there, Jason ‘Lurch’ Bishop does not (cannot) believe that self-driving cars will ever be legal on American roads; at least not in our lifetime.
Check out this video from Watchthejunkies.com of a sign unexpectedly toppling down upon the Lurch Papa in studio.
Tuesday’s show brought a startling development on the ‘Jason being depressed about everything’ front, as he reluctantly admitted to a growing problem he’s had with his eldest daughter … as she gets older … and she grows up …
Friday’s show brought yet another revelation from Lurch. More than a month and a half after admitted Ashburn’s Royal Family was considering adding another member, the Papa revealed he’s decided to get a Rottweiler.
Amidst Jason “Lurch” Bishop continuing his ongoing struggle to find the meaning of life, he made the shocking revelation that he’s considering adding a dog to his family. Now he needs your help weeding out the crap dogs, from the one that will finally bring him happiness.
Yasiel Puig is 33 games into his young career, and already a finalist for the 2013 MLB All-Star Game, okay. So we can stop the charade and thank JP from the Junkies for bringing him to our attention.