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Jason Bishop Doesn’t Know How to Type

As EB was nearing the end of telling a horror story about a prolonged stay in a waiting room Wednesday, Lurch dropped a showstopper that stunned the room, then sparked a beautiful jone session.

2013/05/01

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Sports Junkies: What if Your ‘Junk’ was Detachable?

EB unburdened himself of a disturbing recurring dream in which he detaches his ‘junk’, then rolls it up like PLAY-DOH and plays with it. After being ridiculed by the guys for being capable of such a disturbing thought, they entertained an even better thought: What if guys really could remove their ‘junk’?

2013/04/26

Actor Keanu Reeves poses during a photocall. (Credit: FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP/Getty Images)

The Junkies Have a Blind Spot for The Matrix

It should come as no surprise to Junkies listeners that the four donks from P.G. County are getting up there. So when they were asked to name which movie Neo, Morpheus and Agent Smith were in, what do you think happened? It’s only one of the biggest box office smashes of all-time…

2013/04/25

Davey Johnson: ‘A lot of us were on Monkey Tilt’

The Nationals have gone off the rails, losing eight of their last eleven games and Davey Johnson is sick and tired of it. Seriously guys. You’re putting him on monkey tilt.

2013/04/24

Scott Stapp of Creed. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Cakes Gets Disgusting Face Disease Diagnosed

After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…

2013/04/16

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Mike Tyson Blasts Cakes’ ‘Him’ Impression

Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…

2013/04/10

Unlikely War of Words: The Matt Valdez vs. Ken Pomeroy Saga

The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.

2013/03/22

Host Seth MacFarlane speaks onstage at the 85th Annual Academy Awards on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood. (Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)

MacFarlane Clubbed as Oscars Host: What is Wrong with People?

There’s no question that Seth MacFarlane was successful as this year’s host of The Oscars. The ratings support that claim. However, as the Academy leans towards a younger audience, it has become apparent the awards show’s older viewers may not have the tolerance for an edgy host like Seth.

2013/02/26

Freezing Your Kids For Golf Money: Terrible or Not Terrible?

As I was combing through the fourth segment of Thursday’s show, searching for quotes about how great a person Brooks Laich is – which was easy because it’s true – to piece together a nice post promoting his new Twitter account, I heard something I literally replayed 10 times because I couldn’t believe it.

2013/02/21

Junkies: Farting at Thirty-Thousand Feet May Save Your Life

‘Passing gas’ is disgusting, and to do it while flying is something you reserve strictly for traveling with an enemy. But hold your nose, dropping bombs on the plane may actually save your life.

2013/02/21