Lurch

Lurch absolutely implodes after continuing his horrendous losing streak picking college football games over the weekend. (Via The Junkies/106.7 The Fan)

Lurch Unleashes Epic Rant After Losing Streak Picking College Football Continues

Lurch unleashed an epic rant on The Junkies Monday morning, after his record picking college football games this season slid to 8-22 over the weekend.

11/10/2014

Kirk Cousins chats with Robert Griffin III after throwing a 4th quarter interception against the Atlanta Falcons. (credit: Scott Cunningham/Getty Images)

UPDATE: Lurch Makes Fun of Kirk Cousins’ ‘Awful, Scruffy Little’ … Foster Dog

Jason ‘Lurch’ Bishop of the Sports Junkies was letting his dog roam free at a dog park in Leesburg Friday, when he says he was introduced to the “awful little white, scruffy little oversized rat dog” belonging to Redskins QB Kirk Cousins.

08/11/2014

Tiger Woods watches his tee shot on the 12th hole during a first round of the Quicken Loans National at Congressional Country Club on June 26, 2014 in Bethesda, Maryland.  (Photo by Jeff Haynes/Getty Images)

Lurch Does Play-by-Play of Tiger’s Tee Shot in Low ‘Golf Tone’ (Audio)

With the Junkies broadcasting from Quicken Loans National, Lurch took a spot overlooking the 10th hole to hilariously call Tiger Woods’ tee shot in a low, “golf tone.”

06/26/2014

Here's the money shot, courtesy of EBJunkies/Instagram.

Lurch Training Dog in German, Is Begging for Hand-me-down Crates

In a series of updates which have gone overlooked, Lurch is considering training his dog in German, and has been begging for free dog crates because he’s nubbity nubbs.

06/23/2014

A view of Lurch's lawn, which he doesn't want his dog Luka ruining by peeing on it. Understandable, now that you've seen it. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images for Golfweek)

Poll: Should Lurch Let His Dog Pee in his Neighbors’ Yard?

Surely by now you’ve heard there’s some controversy about town. Should Lurch let his dog pee in his neighbors’ yard?

06/19/2014

Here's the money shot, courtesy of EBJunkies/Instagram.

Luca Helps Lurch Thwart Home Mouse Invasion

Lurch’s new dog has already proven to have a flare for heroics, helping him thwart the home invasion of a house mouse recently.

06/04/2014

Lurch Photo -- Drab

Lurch Forgoes Foster Care to Officially Adopt ‘Luca’ the Dutch Shepard

Lurch has officially adopted the Dutch Shepard he fell in love with on the air last week, which he met when the Washington Animal Rescue League brought a few pups in need of a home into the Junkies studio, renaming the pooch ‘Luca.’

06/02/2014

Here's the money shot, courtesy of EBJunkies/Instagram.

Lurch’s Yearlong Search For a Dog May Finally Be Over (Photos)

The journey of Lurch welcoming a dog into the Poppa family has been an evolving one, dating back to July 2013, and one which may have finally reached its blissful conclusion Wednesday, thanks to the Washington Animal Rescue League (warl.org).

05/28/2014

Jason Bishop "Lurch"

Lurch Becoming Crazy, Screaming Softball Dad

Perhaps being ‘worried’ about it isn’t the proper phrasing, but Lurch is certainly ‘aware’ he’s becoming the crazy, screaming dad who ruins his children’s softball games for all other parents and kids in attendance, he admitted Monday.

05/05/2014

Gheorghe Muresan, Spud Webb and  Gheorghe Muresan. (Photo: Otto Greule Jr. /Allsport/Ken Levine/Getty Images)

The King of Ashburn Has 20-Foot Ceilings in Master Bedroom of His Castle

Lurch stopped the room with a notable Big Time at the start of the show on Thursday, when he revealed that he has 20-foot ceilings in the master BEDROOM of his palatial Ashburn estate.

05/02/2014

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