The Junkies are all about embracing new technologies early, which makes Vine the perfect social media device for JP to get leveled with an open-palm slap to the face on Tuesday, fulfilling the wishes of thousands who’ve suffered his sniveling for years.
JP has disgusting, deformed toes and honestly needs to consider never exposing them to the world again, like he did on the show Tuesday morning. It was one of the most gut-wrenching things anyone’s ever heard, so you should probably read about it.
After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…
With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?
Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…
Many people find great value in the many uses of Twitter, whether it’s aggregating news, following interests more closely or using it to promote personal brands or messages. As the dust settles from the Wild West days of Twitter, malicious and fraudulent behavior becomes easier to identify: like purchasing Twitter followers to misrepresent popularity.
Much to the chagrin of many loyal Junkies listeners, there were no wacky on-air escapades with reformed porn star Jenna Haze on Thursday, but then again, they can’t all be Asa Akira (the hottest person on the planet).
A 31-year-old Arlington resident was booked for beating the senses out of his roommate over the weekend after waking up to find a drawing on his face that was phallic in nature. Let’s examine the Bro Rules to post-drinking shenanigans and try to determine if these rules were observed.
The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.
The Junkies put on a fun-loving show every morning, from which talking about their lives is commonplace and yields laughs and hilarity for all. But sometimes fate steps in. Sometimes the harsh reality that we can’t control the world takes over. Sometimes even the strongest of men just need a little help.