JP, not once, but twice, attempted and failed to get the Fox 5 news team to join him in an ‘I Believe’ chant Monday morning. Here’s the awkward exchange, remixed to Bruce The Hugger’s “I Believe That I Am Nubbs.”
Cakes uncharacteristically blew up on a fellow Junkie Thursday, unleashing on JP for incessantly inferring the Wizards wouldn’t be in the playoffs if they were a Western Conference team, and then EB and Lurch shamefully defended JP.
As the Junkies were swapping stories with super agent David Falk on this week’s episode of Table Manners, one particular anecdote about the show’s initial venture into television offered a sterling example of how they’ve seamlessly transition their on-air radio product to television in 2013.
EB jumped the gun just a hair too soon this morning as JP was executing an on-air mention for a sponsor Thursday morning, giving us this clip to listen to and enjoy over and over and over and over again for eternity.
The Ewadd Dating Game was a smash hit on Friday, and even managed to get past a few speed bumps when JP tried to compromise it from the onset.
This is the debut blog post in which we look back on a classic Junkies segment with a fresh new perspective. In today’s offering, Bret Oliverio reads an email on the air that Kevin sent to his then-gf, apologizing for breaking up with her.
Yasiel Puig is 33 games into his young career, and already a finalist for the 2013 MLB All-Star Game, okay. So we can stop the charade and thank JP from the Junkies for bringing him to our attention.
While the headline really says it all, click this link if you want to watch a cow get nailed while uhhh … getting nailed.
The Junkies are all about embracing new technologies early, which makes Vine the perfect social media device for JP to get leveled with an open-palm slap to the face on Tuesday, fulfilling the wishes of thousands who’ve suffered his sniveling for years.
JP has disgusting, deformed toes and honestly needs to consider never exposing them to the world again, like he did on the show Tuesday morning. It was one of the most gut-wrenching things anyone’s ever heard, so you should probably read about it.