John Auville
Cakes Gets Disgusting Face Disease Diagnosed
After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…
Cakes’ Takes: Wacky Wizards Wednesday
What is Ernie Grunfeld doing?
Sports Junkies: A Successful Wacky Jersey Wednesday
Every Wednesday the guys are supposed to wear in some sort of old or irrelevant jersey of a player. Most of us have tons of beat up jerseys laying around that we can show off.
Cakes’ Takes: Random Tuesday Recap
Some nuggets I gleaned from today’s show….
Cakes’ Takes: Caps Need Holtby The Hero
If the Caps are going to knot the series at 2-2, it will most likely come with an outstanding performance from 22-year old Braden Holtby.
Cakes’ Takes: Caps Playoffs Start Tonight
The Capitals may still have six games remaining before the final buzzer goes off on the regular season, but their playoff run begins tonight.
Cakes’ Takes: Don’t Press the Panic Button Yet!
I’m revisiting my blog from a few months ago, and I’m basically still in the same boat…don’t press your Washington Capitals panic button quite yet.
Cakes’ Takes: Road Woes For Caps & Wizards
One of the hallmarks of playoff-caliber teams is their ability to win games on the road. From the looks of the road records for the Wizards and Capitals, seems like fans of the local good guys may have a lot of free time on their hands this spring.
Fantasy Focus: Cakes & Danny’s Week 13 Advice
Another Thursday night game, so make sure you get those rosters set. For many of you, this is the last regular season game. One game left to make the playoffs. Let’s make sure we all get in.
Cakes’ Takes: No Time To Panic
Cakes believes it’s too early to panic for Capitals’ fans. The season is not lost, and to get back to him a month into the new year.


















