Tuesday’s show brought a startling development on the ‘Jason being depressed about everything’ front, as he reluctantly admitted to a growing problem he’s had with his eldest daughter … as she gets older … and she grows up …
Amidst Jason “Lurch” Bishop continuing his ongoing struggle to find the meaning of life, he made the shocking revelation that he’s considering adding a dog to his family. Now he needs your help weeding out the crap dogs, from the one that will finally bring him happiness.
As EB was nearing the end of telling a horror story about a prolonged stay in a waiting room Wednesday, Lurch dropped a showstopper that stunned the room, then sparked a beautiful jone session.
The Nationals have gone off the rails, losing eight of their last eleven games and Davey Johnson is sick and tired of it. Seriously guys. You’re putting him on monkey tilt.
I’ve done extensive research and we all know the only power rankings that
really matter are the LPP’s. Here you go.
Every Wednesday the guys are supposed to wear in some sort of old or irrelevant jersey of a player. Most of us have tons of beat up jerseys laying around that we can show off.
Both teams are off to great starts. As of today, the Nats trail the Braves by a half and Baltimore has a 1 game edge on TB. Both are surprising and I don’t think any baseball fan could say with a straight face that they could have predicted their success this early.
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This is Lurch’s favorite time of the year as conference tournaments get started, the NCAA tournament is just around the corner. Jason knows the field is soft though, especially after going to 68 teams.
Robert Rock took on the greatest players in the world and walked along side one of his heroes in the final round of the HSBC in Dubai and didn’t back down. Some players would have cracked. We have seen it a million times when Tiger shares a lead on a Sunday.