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Lurch on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown: ‘She’s Not My Little Girl Anymore!’

Tuesday’s show brought a startling development on the ‘Jason being depressed about everything’ front, as he reluctantly admitted to a growing problem he’s had with his eldest daughter … as she gets older … and she grows up …

10/29/2013

Lurch just wants to be as happy as Russian President Vladimir Putin, seen here playing with his adorable dogs in the snow, rather than asking the meaning of life. (Credit: Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images)

Lurch Asks ‘What Will Make My Life Happy?’ En Route to Startling Revelation

Amidst Jason “Lurch” Bishop continuing his ongoing struggle to find the meaning of life, he made the shocking revelation that he’s considering adding a dog to his family. Now he needs your help weeding out the crap dogs, from the one that will finally bring him happiness.

07/30/2013

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Jason Bishop Doesn’t Know How to Type

As EB was nearing the end of telling a horror story about a prolonged stay in a waiting room Wednesday, Lurch dropped a showstopper that stunned the room, then sparked a beautiful jone session.

05/01/2013

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Davey Johnson: ‘A lot of us were on Monkey Tilt’

The Nationals have gone off the rails, losing eight of their last eleven games and Davey Johnson is sick and tired of it. Seriously guys. You’re putting him on monkey tilt.

04/24/2013

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Lurch’s Locks: Papa Loves Meaningless Lists

I’ve done extensive research and we all know the only power rankings that
really matter are the LPP’s. Here you go.

106.7 The Fan–07/16/2012

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Sports Junkies: A Successful Wacky Jersey Wednesday

Every Wednesday the guys are supposed to wear in some sort of old or irrelevant jersey of a player. Most of us have tons of beat up jerseys laying around that we can show off.

106.7 The Fan–05/23/2012

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Lurch’s Locks: No Real Edge In Nats-O’s Series

Both teams are off to great starts. As of today, the Nats trail the Braves by a half and Baltimore has a 1 game edge on TB. Both are surprising and I don’t think any baseball fan could say with a straight face that they could have predicted their success this early.

106.7 The Fan–05/18/2012

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Sports Junkies: Jone On The Junks

Whenever the Junks wear questionable attire or style, we want to be sure you see it. Leave a comment below and let us know what you think.

04/13/2012

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Lurch: Field Of 68 Is Soft Like “Bubble” Gum

This is Lurch’s favorite time of the year as conference tournaments get started, the NCAA tournament is just around the corner. Jason knows the field is soft though, especially after going to 68 teams.

02/27/2012

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Lurch’s Locks: Rock Steady!

Robert Rock took on the greatest players in the world and walked along side one of his heroes in the final round of the HSBC in Dubai and didn’t back down. Some players would have cracked. We have seen it a million times when Tiger shares a lead on a Sunday.

106.7 The Fan–01/30/2012

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