How Drab Bribes His Girlfriend with 'Sports Points!'Drab begrudgingly revealed on the air Friday, his secret method for simultaneously tricking his girlfriend into having sex, and paying close attention to sports on the television, and it's genius.
When discussing the loudness of CenturyLink Field in Seattle, which Drab corroborated after attending a game with his girlfriend earlier this year, JP brought up an odd, foreign topic, which Drab seemed reluctant to discuss.
Drab Recounts Painful, Near-Death Experience; Everyone LaughsAs the guys were hypothesizing their survival instincts should they be cast into the throes terror attack, as they often do, Drab was reminded of a painful, traumatic experience of his own, in which he was robbed at gunpoint, and so near to death he said his final prayer.
Panty Perverts Caught in Arlington, Va. and Lanham, Md.The Junkies had a full-on interrogation to discover if there were any panty sniffers among them, bringing about a gnarly revelation, and all it took was a pervert being caught robbing undergarments in Arlington to force the issue. Also, the original panty sniffer himself, Bret Oliverio, calls in to tell his nosey tales.