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Orb gets washed in the barn area during the morning training for the 2013 Kentucky Derby, where Drab and Valdez will be hobnobbing with Bob Baffert a year from now. (Credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Two Donkeys Are Buying a Horse

Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.

2013/05/09

Ewadd wearing his Stedman Bailey jersey. (credit: Eric Waddon)

Something I Call Personalit’Ewadd’

With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?

2013/04/10

EB sits in his cave staring at Twitter, too embarrassed to show his addict face to the world. (Credit: LIONEL BONAVENTURE/AFP/Getty Images)

EB Has a Problem … It’s Time We All Intervened

The Junkies put on a fun-loving show every morning, from which talking about their lives is commonplace and yields laughs and hilarity for all. But sometimes fate steps in. Sometimes the harsh reality that we can’t control the world takes over. Sometimes even the strongest of men just need a little help.

2013/03/07

A street vendor carries dummies with panties. (Credit: ORLANDO SIERRA/AFP/Getty Images)

Panty Perverts Caught in Arlington, Va. and Lanham, Md.

The Junkies had a full-on interrogation to discover if there were any panty sniffers among them, bringing about a gnarly revelation, and all it took was a pervert being caught robbing undergarments in Arlington to force the issue. Also, the original panty sniffer himself, Bret Oliverio, calls in to tell his nosey tales.

2013/03/05

Host Seth MacFarlane speaks onstage at the 85th Annual Academy Awards on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood. (Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)

MacFarlane Clubbed as Oscars Host: What is Wrong with People?

There’s no question that Seth MacFarlane was successful as this year’s host of The Oscars. The ratings support that claim. However, as the Academy leans towards a younger audience, it has become apparent the awards show’s older viewers may not have the tolerance for an edgy host like Seth.

2013/02/26

Freezing Your Kids For Golf Money: Terrible or Not Terrible?

As I was combing through the fourth segment of Thursday’s show, searching for quotes about how great a person Brooks Laich is – which was easy because it’s true – to piece together a nice post promoting his new Twitter account, I heard something I literally replayed 10 times because I couldn’t believe it.

2013/02/21

The beautiful Asa Akira. (Credit: JP Flaim)

Memoirs of a Shorts Tzu: Junkies Help Asa Akira Dominate Blue Shorts

The Junkies had a very special guest in studio Friday – porn star Asa Akira – who helped Blue Shorts live out an ultimate fantasy. She also bossed him around the studio (mostly) naked and rid him of what little self-worth he had remaining. Here’s your one-stop recap. Happy belated Valentine’s Day.

2013/02/15

Ray Lewis holds up the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the San Francisco 49ers during Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on Feb. 3, 2013 in New Orleans, La. The Ravens defeated the 49ers 34-31. (Credit: Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Junkies: How Does Super Bowl Saturday Sound?

The NFL is reportedly putting together a contingency plan, should a snowstorm or any sort of cold weather system move into East Rutherford, New Jersey in time to disrupt the NFL’s biggest game of the year in 2014. This roundtable discussion by the Junks lays out all the possibilities and ponders what would be the preferred day for the game to be moved to.

2013/02/13

Junkies: EB Drove Home Without Brakes

What do you do when you get in your car after work and discover your brakes aren’t working? Well, if your name is Eric Bickel you drive home anyway. No, seriously.

2013/01/30