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Masters Fever: Drab, Valdez Dress Up to Putt in An Office

Masters fever swept through the hallways of 106.7 The Fan on Thursday, causing employees to construct elaborate office putting surfaces, wear stupid outfits, all in an attempt to compete for some themed attention dollars.

04/10/2014

The end result of Drab's thrifty Saturday night. (credit: Drab T-Shirt)

Drab ‘The Baker’ Learns He Has Silly Talent On Sad Saturday Night

Matt ‘Drab T-Shirt’ Cahill did a Google search for ‘things to do on Saturday night’ and decided to test his baking skills. He’s 31. This is borderline unacceptable.

03/24/2014

Say whattttt? (Credit: eff Gross/Getty Images)

How Drab Bribes His Girlfriend with ‘Sports Points!’

Drab begrudgingly revealed on the air Friday, his secret method for simultaneously tricking his girlfriend into having sex, and paying close attention to sports on the television, and it’s genius.

When discussing the loudness of CenturyLink Field in Seattle, which Drab corroborated after attending a game with his girlfriend earlier this year, JP brought up an odd, foreign topic, which Drab seemed reluctant to discuss.

01/17/2014

Rayvon Cotton, or 'Bob' as he's come to be called; Drab's alleged attacker. (Credit: Maricopa County Sheriff's Office)

Drab Recounts Painful, Near-Death Experience; Everyone Laughs

As the guys were hypothesizing their survival instincts should they be cast into the throes terror attack, as they often do, Drab was reminded of a painful, traumatic experience of his own, in which he was robbed at gunpoint, and so near to death he said his final prayer.

09/24/2013

Mama Grizzly just being nubbs : (Credit: Matt Valdez)

Mama Grizzly Update: Time for the Glue Factory

It’s the glue factory for Mama Grizzly. Let’s look back on her brilliant two-month career for Rickshop Racing – including win-loss record, moneys invested, earnings – and determine whether Valdez and Drab made a Mike Wise investment.

08/23/2013

Lurch just wants to be as happy as Russian President Vladimir Putin, seen here playing with his adorable dogs in the snow, rather than asking the meaning of life. (Credit: Alexsey Druginyn/AFP/Getty Images)

Lurch Asks ‘What Will Make My Life Happy?’ En Route to Startling Revelation

Amidst Jason “Lurch” Bishop continuing his ongoing struggle to find the meaning of life, he made the shocking revelation that he’s considering adding a dog to his family. Now he needs your help weeding out the crap dogs, from the one that will finally bring him happiness.

07/30/2013

Junkies Bikini Contest contestants in the studio. (credit: Chris Lingebach/106.7 The FAN)

The 2013 Junkies Bikini Contest (Photos & Video)

The Junkies 2013 Bikini Contest is in the books. Here’s the short link to all the photos, videos and audio from the show you need to get you through your day, then your night, then day, night …

07/23/2013

Orb gets washed in the barn area during the morning training for the 2013 Kentucky Derby, where Drab and Valdez will be hobnobbing with Bob Baffert a year from now. (Credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Two Donkeys Are Buying a Horse

Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.

05/09/2013

Ewadd wearing his Stedman Bailey jersey. (credit: Eric Waddon)

Something I Call Personalit’Ewadd’

With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?

04/10/2013

EB sits in his cave staring at Twitter, too embarrassed to show his addict face to the world. (Credit: LIONEL BONAVENTURE/AFP/Getty Images)

EB Has a Problem … It’s Time We All Intervened

The Junkies put on a fun-loving show every morning, from which talking about their lives is commonplace and yields laughs and hilarity for all. But sometimes fate steps in. Sometimes the harsh reality that we can’t control the world takes over. Sometimes even the strongest of men just need a little help.

03/07/2013

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