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Yasiel Puig #66 of the Los Angeles Dodgers warms up on deck during the MLB game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field on July 8, 2013 in Phoenix, Arizona. The Dodgers defeated the Diamondbacks 6-1. (Credit: Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Guys, JP Clearly Knew About Puig Before All of You Okay

Yasiel Puig is 33 games into his young career, and already a finalist for the 2013 MLB All-Star Game, okay. So we can stop the charade and thank JP from the Junkies for bringing him to our attention.

07/09/2013

The chick Cakes pwnd in college. (Credit: JEAN-PIERRE CLATOT/AFP/Getty Images)

Viral Video: Cow Gets Pummeled While Getting Pummeled [NSFW]

While the headline really says it all, click this link if you want to watch a cow get nailed while uhhh … getting nailed.

07/02/2013

Yoko Ono, Ewadd's alleged killer of John Lennon. (Credit: JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP/Getty Images)

Bet on Ewadd: Who Shot John Lennon?

The Junkies brought back an age-old classic – “Bet on Bret” – re-branded with new blood as “Bet on Ewadd.” The game took on a familiar feel because these two men share the same lack of knowledge for things that are common to everyone else. Yoko Ono.

06/20/2013

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Sports Junkies: What if Your ‘Junk’ was Detachable?

EB unburdened himself of a disturbing recurring dream in which he detaches his ‘junk’, then rolls it up like PLAY-DOH and plays with it. After being ridiculed by the guys for being capable of such a disturbing thought, they entertained an even better thought: What if guys really could remove their ‘junk’?

04/26/2013

Actor Keanu Reeves poses during a photocall. (Credit: FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP/Getty Images)

The Junkies Have a Blind Spot for The Matrix

It should come as no surprise to Junkies listeners that the four donks from P.G. County are getting up there. So when they were asked to name which movie Neo, Morpheus and Agent Smith were in, what do you think happened? It’s only one of the biggest box office smashes of all-time…

04/25/2013

Scott Stapp of Creed. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Cakes Gets Disgusting Face Disease Diagnosed

After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…

04/16/2013

Ewadd wearing his Stedman Bailey jersey. (credit: Eric Waddon)

Something I Call Personalit’Ewadd’

With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?

04/10/2013

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Mike Tyson Blasts Cakes’ ‘Him’ Impression

Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…

04/10/2013

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On Blast: Discover Who Purchased Twitter Followers

Many people find great value in the many uses of Twitter, whether it’s aggregating news, following interests more closely or using it to promote personal brands or messages. As the dust settles from the Wild West days of Twitter, malicious and fraudulent behavior becomes easier to identify: like purchasing Twitter followers to misrepresent popularity.

04/09/2013

James Watson (credit: Arlington County Police)

Man Beats Up Roommate for Drawing Penis on His Face

A 31-year-old Arlington resident was booked for beating the senses out of his roommate over the weekend after waking up to find a drawing on his face that was phallic in nature. Let’s examine the Bro Rules to post-drinking shenanigans and try to determine if these rules were observed.

03/27/2013

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