Cakes Makes His Stand-Up Comedy Debut

The stand-up comedy debut of Sports Junkies host John ‘Cakes’ Auville. Posterity knows no bounds.


Bradley Beal #3 of the Washington WIzards handles the ball against the New Orleans Pelicans at the Verizon Center on November 29, 2014 in Washington, DC. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty Images)

Cakes Goes on Tirade, Not Going to Take JP’s Wizards Bashing Anymore (Video)

Cakes of The Junkies goes on screaming tirade; not gonna take JP’s Wizards bashing and Western Conference bias anymore.


Cakes will be here. Seems incredibly terrifying. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Aruba In Style)

Cakes Must Face Irrational Fear of Leaving the Country After Winning Poker Tourney

After winning the first annual PPC Poker Stop, Cakes must now face his irrational fear of traveling out of the U.S.


Wizards' Marcin Gortat (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

Cakes Finally Gets LICK at JP; EB and Lurch Shamefully Defend JP

Cakes uncharacteristically blew up on a fellow Junkie Thursday, unleashing on JP for incessantly inferring the Wizards wouldn’t be in the playoffs if they were a Western Conference team, and then EB and Lurch shamefully defended JP.


JULY 28: Starting pitcher Taylor Jordan #38 of the Washington Nationals reacts following his first career MLB win during a game against the New York Mets at Nationals Park on July 28, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Nationals defeated the Mets 14-1. (Credit: Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)

Cakes Asks Taylor Jordan Longest Question Ever, Befuddling Jordan

Cakes asked up-and-coming Nationals pitcher Taylor Jordan the most long-winded, uncomfortable question, while the Junkies were down in Florida last week, and Jordan’s response was fitting.


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Brooks Laich & Cakes Become Better Buddies in EB’s Absence

It seems Brooks Laich has moved on to Cakes as his favorite Junkie in EB’s absence, acknowledging Cakes with his signature of friendship Thursday — the weekly ‘buddy’ reference. What a monumental shift in their relationship.


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VIDEO: 2 Years Ago Cakes Told This ‘Borgata Lobby in His Boxers’ Story

Almost two year ago, Cakes told the funniest story he’s ever told, hilariously explaining to a live audience how he’d walked through the Borgata lobby in his boxers, because he’d gotten locked out of his hotel room. It’s all on video. Watch him tell it.


Cakes, had the cruel hospital attendants compounded the problem of him already being born without parents. (Credit: Nick Laham / Allsport)

We Almost Had ‘Ronnie Cakes’ Auville on our Hands

Johnny ‘Cakes’ Auville made the revelation Tuesday that, had it not been for his adopted parents intervening on some particularly terrible people at the hospital he was born, he would have had to walk around with the burden of the name Ronald, compounding the problem of being born without parents who loved him.


Screenshot of Lurch's fantasy team. (Credit: @ChrisKinard)

Cakes’ Transaction Addiction Has Ruined ‘The Fan’tasy Football

In this exclusive interview with program director Chris Kinard, we tackle the persistent problem of Cakes and his transaction-addiction, which is ruining fantasy football at 106.7 The Fan.


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Come Meet Martin ‘Cakes’ Auville at Caps Convention

Cakes was invited to represent 106.7 The Fan at the Caps Convention on Saturday, and due to some unforeseeable circumstances he couldn’t make it. Luckily though, Martin Auville was available on short notice.