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Sports Junkies: What if Your ‘Junk’ was Detachable?

EB unburdened himself of a disturbing recurring dream in which he detaches his ‘junk’, then rolls it up like PLAY-DOH and plays with it. After being ridiculed by the guys for being capable of such a disturbing thought, they entertained an even better thought: What if guys really could remove their ‘junk’?

2013/04/26

Actor Keanu Reeves poses during a photocall. (Credit: FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP/Getty Images)

The Junkies Have a Blind Spot for The Matrix

It should come as no surprise to Junkies listeners that the four donks from P.G. County are getting up there. So when they were asked to name which movie Neo, Morpheus and Agent Smith were in, what do you think happened? It’s only one of the biggest box office smashes of all-time…

2013/04/25

Scott Stapp of Creed. (Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Cakes Gets Disgusting Face Disease Diagnosed

After creeping out his Junkies cohorts with what seemed like new rock formations on his face every week, John “Cakes” Auville finally consulted a doctor to explain the weird phenomena of disgusting Susan Boyles plaguing his mug. You won’t believe the diagnosis…

2013/04/16

Ewadd wearing his Stedman Bailey jersey. (credit: Eric Waddon)

Something I Call Personalit’Ewadd’

With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?

2013/04/10

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Mike Tyson Blasts Cakes’ ‘Him’ Impression

Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…

2013/04/10

On Blast: Discover Who Purchased Twitter Followers

Many people find great value in the many uses of Twitter, whether it’s aggregating news, following interests more closely or using it to promote personal brands or messages. As the dust settles from the Wild West days of Twitter, malicious and fraudulent behavior becomes easier to identify: like purchasing Twitter followers to misrepresent popularity.

2013/04/09

James Watson (credit: Arlington County Police)

Man Beats Up Roommate for Drawing Penis on His Face

A 31-year-old Arlington resident was booked for beating the senses out of his roommate over the weekend after waking up to find a drawing on his face that was phallic in nature. Let’s examine the Bro Rules to post-drinking shenanigans and try to determine if these rules were observed.

2013/03/27

Unlikely War of Words: The Matt Valdez vs. Ken Pomeroy Saga

The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.

2013/03/22

EB sits in his cave staring at Twitter, too embarrassed to show his addict face to the world. (Credit: LIONEL BONAVENTURE/AFP/Getty Images)

EB Has a Problem … It’s Time We All Intervened

The Junkies put on a fun-loving show every morning, from which talking about their lives is commonplace and yields laughs and hilarity for all. But sometimes fate steps in. Sometimes the harsh reality that we can’t control the world takes over. Sometimes even the strongest of men just need a little help.

2013/03/07

A street vendor carries dummies with panties. (Credit: ORLANDO SIERRA/AFP/Getty Images)

Panty Perverts Caught in Arlington, Va. and Lanham, Md.

The Junkies had a full-on interrogation to discover if there were any panty sniffers among them, bringing about a gnarly revelation, and all it took was a pervert being caught robbing undergarments in Arlington to force the issue. Also, the original panty sniffer himself, Bret Oliverio, calls in to tell his nosey tales.

2013/03/05