There’s terrible crimes being committed against humanity all around the world every day, and someone somewhere, right now, is grief-stricken because they just got caught sleeping on the job.
The Junkies were able to catch up with show character Larry the Corky via the wonders of Skype on Tuesday, who gave a long-desired tour of his palatial Pasadena bedroom, and gave some more confused/memorable responses that will likely live on forever.
In this candid interview with living legend Phil Jackson, the owner of THIRTEEN NBA Championship rings explains in riveting detail, his motivating techniques that helped him win ELEVEN rings as a head coach. The Zen Master also comes dangerously close to ending the MJ/Kobe debate, once and for all.
JP has disgusting, deformed toes and honestly needs to consider never exposing them to the world again, like he did on the show Tuesday morning. It was one of the most gut-wrenching things anyone’s ever heard, so you should probably read about it.
If you don’t know by now that Nats pitching coach Steve McCatty was in Playgirl Magazine, you should. But you should also know t-shirts were made of the partially-nude magazine pic, and then worn by the entire pitching staff. What a fun bunch.
Longtime Junkies listener “Hagerstown Steve” fancies himself a world traveler, with a penchant for purchasing sex. Here’s an impromptu guide to picking up hookers in Dubai, in case you ever just find yourself there.
Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.
The Junkies don’t talk about porn often, so it really was a change of pace when a story about a ‘Teen Mom’ star’s video outselling Kim Kardashian’s slipped into the Entertainment Page on Tuesday.
It’s legendary every time Mrs. B calls into the Junkies, but her call-in Tuesday was particularly fascinating when she revealed she’s been coveting EB’s wife for her growing presence on the radio. It seems Mrs. B wants to be the one yelling “Give me the website!”
With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?