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"Hey does anyone know Instagram has video now?" - Ajay Atayee reminding everyone he exists. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

‘You Guys Know Instagram Has Video?’ -Guy in Desperate Need of Attention

Surely it’s coincidence that the Holden and Danny Show has gotten better while their executive producer’s been away on vacation, but the guy just couldn’t stay away without given us a horrid reminder of what it’s like to be around him every day.

06/20/2013

Yoko Ono, Ewadd's alleged killer of John Lennon. (Credit: JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP/Getty Images)

Bet on Ewadd: Who Shot John Lennon?

The Junkies brought back an age-old classic – “Bet on Bret” – re-branded with new blood as “Bet on Ewadd.” The game took on a familiar feel because these two men share the same lack of knowledge for things that are common to everyone else. Yoko Ono.

06/20/2013

(Credit: Co-workers of Grant Paulsen watching in horror as he sleeps.)

That Uncomfortable Moment When You’re Caught Sleeping in a Strange Place

There’s terrible crimes being committed against humanity all around the world every day, and someone somewhere, right now, is grief-stricken because they just got caught sleeping on the job.

06/07/2013

Larry the Corky calls into the Junkies via Skype. (Credit: watchthejunkies.com)

Inside LTC’s Bedroom: Larry The Corky Skypes The Junks

The Junkies were able to catch up with show character Larry the Corky via the wonders of Skype on Tuesday, who gave a long-desired tour of his palatial Pasadena bedroom, and gave some more confused/memorable responses that will likely live on forever.

06/04/2013

Phil Jackson of the 1972 - 1973 Championship New York Knicks team during a ceremony at halftime honoring the 40th anniversary of the team's victory in the NBA Finals on April 5, 2013 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (Credit: Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)

Phil Jackson: How Michael Jordan and Steve Kerr Came to Blows

In this candid interview with living legend Phil Jackson, the owner of THIRTEEN NBA Championship rings explains in riveting detail, his motivating techniques that helped him win ELEVEN rings as a head coach. The Zen Master also comes dangerously close to ending the MJ/Kobe debate, once and for all.

05/30/2013

This is a plate of currywurst (whatever that is) that just happens to look exactly like JP's toe pics. (Credit: Adam Berry/Getty Images)

We Can All Just Admit That JP’s Disgusting, Right?

JP has disgusting, deformed toes and honestly needs to consider never exposing them to the world again, like he did on the show Tuesday morning. It was one of the most gut-wrenching things anyone’s ever heard, so you should probably read about it.

05/28/2013

Pitching coach Steve McCatty #43 of the Washington Nationals. Imagine this guy shirtless. (Credit: Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)

Nats Pitching Staff Made T-Shirts of Steve McCatty in Playgirl

If you don’t know by now that Nats pitching coach Steve McCatty was in Playgirl Magazine, you should. But you should also know t-shirts were made of the partially-nude magazine pic, and then worn by the entire pitching staff. What a fun bunch.

05/22/2013

Prince Andrew, Duke of York rides in a carriage with Sheikh Ahmed bin Saeed Al Maktoum, President of the Department of Civil Aviation in Dubai and Dr Anwar Mohammad Gargash, Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, after a ceremonial welcome on April 30, 2013 in Windsor, England. They look a little cised to holler. (Credit: Kirsty Wigglesworth - WPA Pool/Getty Images

How to Pick Up Hookers in Dubai

Longtime Junkies listener “Hagerstown Steve” fancies himself a world traveler, with a penchant for purchasing sex. Here’s an impromptu guide to picking up hookers in Dubai, in case you ever just find yourself there.

05/17/2013

Orb gets washed in the barn area during the morning training for the 2013 Kentucky Derby, where Drab and Valdez will be hobnobbing with Bob Baffert a year from now. (Credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Two Donkeys Are Buying a Horse

Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.

05/09/2013

MTV's 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham (right) attends some boring premiere with Bristol Palin and some other butt-young mom. (Credit: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Exposes ‘Whole’ New Side in Latest ‘Project’

The Junkies don’t talk about porn often, so it really was a change of pace when a story about a ‘Teen Mom’ star’s video outselling Kim Kardashian’s slipped into the Entertainment Page on Tuesday.

05/07/2013

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