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Prince Andrew, Duke of York rides in a carriage with Sheikh Ahmed bin Saeed Al Maktoum, President of the Department of Civil Aviation in Dubai and Dr Anwar Mohammad Gargash, Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, after a ceremonial welcome on April 30, 2013 in Windsor, England. They look a little cised to holler. (Credit: Kirsty Wigglesworth - WPA Pool/Getty Images

How to Pick Up Hookers in Dubai

Longtime Junkies listener “Hagerstown Steve” fancies himself a world traveler, with a penchant for purchasing sex. Here’s an impromptu guide to picking up hookers in Dubai, in case you ever just find yourself there.

2013/05/17

Orb gets washed in the barn area during the morning training for the 2013 Kentucky Derby, where Drab and Valdez will be hobnobbing with Bob Baffert a year from now. (Credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Two Donkeys Are Buying a Horse

Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.

2013/05/09

MTV's 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham (right) attends some boring premiere with Bristol Palin and some other butt-young mom. (Credit: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Exposes ‘Whole’ New Side in Latest ‘Project’

The Junkies don’t talk about porn often, so it really was a change of pace when a story about a ‘Teen Mom’ star’s video outselling Kim Kardashian’s slipped into the Entertainment Page on Tuesday.

2013/05/07

Mrs. B Has Been Coveting D’s Radio Presence

It’s legendary every time Mrs. B calls into the Junkies, but her call-in Tuesday was particularly fascinating when she revealed she’s been coveting EB’s wife for her growing presence on the radio. It seems Mrs. B wants to be the one yelling “Give me the website!”

2013/04/23

Ewadd wearing his Stedman Bailey jersey. (credit: Eric Waddon)

Something I Call Personalit’Ewadd’

With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development. What do you know about ‘E with an E, Wadd with two Ds’ so far and how would you like to see his character arc develop on the show?

2013/04/10

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Mike Tyson Blasts Cakes’ ‘Him’ Impression

Sometimes the world just unfolds its giant arms and gives you exactly what you desire. Listen to this mega awkward Junkies interview with Mike Tyson as Cakes tries out his Mike Tyson interview ON Mike Tyson. A moment years in the making…

2013/04/10

Porn star Jenna Haze holds a cucumber like someone holds a cucumber in-studio. (Credit: Eric Waddon/Sportsradio 106.7 The Fan)

‘Director’ Jenna Haze Not Down With The Bits

Much to the chagrin of many loyal Junkies listeners, there were no wacky on-air escapades with reformed porn star Jenna Haze on Thursday, but then again, they can’t all be Asa Akira (the hottest person on the planet).

2013/04/04

James Watson (credit: Arlington County Police)

Man Beats Up Roommate for Drawing Penis on His Face

A 31-year-old Arlington resident was booked for beating the senses out of his roommate over the weekend after waking up to find a drawing on his face that was phallic in nature. Let’s examine the Bro Rules to post-drinking shenanigans and try to determine if these rules were observed.

2013/03/27

Unlikely War of Words: The Matt Valdez vs. Ken Pomeroy Saga

The last person who should ever get into a war of words is Matt Valdez, producer of the Junkies. But that’s exactly what he found himself in after taking a cheap jab at one of his heroes, Ken Pomeroy, and those words found their way to the renowned basketball guru. Read/listen to how this very viscous saga unfolded across multiple platforms.

2013/03/22

Lindsey Lohan attends a pre-trial hearing. (Credit: Photo credit should read DAVID MCNEW/AFP/Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan Brings Acting Talents To Courtroom, Fools Dummies

Lindsay Lohan’s public persona has been crushed by countless courtroom visits and parole violations. In her most recent appearance in front of a judge though, she was seemingly exploited by media as all her private conversations with her lawyer were picked up by microphones. But was she really exploited or was this all just a part of the act?

2013/03/19