The Sports Junkies
The Junkies are four buddies from PG County, MD, who blew up on the WJFK airwaves starting in the summer of 1996. John Auville (Cakes), Eric Bickel (EB), Jason Bishop (Lurch) and John-Paul Flaim (JP) started a cable access tv show in Bowie in 1995 and since then they’ve taken over the coveted morning drive slot on 106.7 The Fan!
A grim historical Dan Snyder-owned Redskins timeline to consider before President and GM Bruce Allen takes to the podium to address any changes possibly forthcoming within the organization.
John-Paul Flaim of The Sports Junkies writes a horrible RG3-themed adaptation of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”; sings it badly on live television.
“It’s not about stats. The NFL’s about winning games,” a Cowboys fan from Maryland argues with D.C. sports radio hosts about why Tony Romo is “by far” the NFL MVP this season.
Jim Haslett is “proof that the difference between being a defensive coordinator/head coach in this NFL, and being a P.E. teacher in some high school, is very slim,” said NFL reporter Jason Cole at the mere mention of Haslett’s name, after 8 full seconds of hearty laughter.
Wake up to The Drunkies! Check back frequently as chaos ensues (and embarrassing photos are taken) during The Junkies’ Annual Holiday Drinking Show 2014.
Radio host Eric Bickel tells London Fletcher he’s “a phony” and “a backstabber” for recently remarking that his former Redskins defensive coordinator is a “backstabber.” Listen to the interview in full here.
“Last Friday, after practice, he was on the field by himself for like 40 minutes, just punting the ball, and running after it,” reporter Mike Jones said of RG3. “And punting the ball, and running after it.”
Former Lakers great Rick Fox, who has launched into a second career as an actor since retiring from the NBA, believes the Washington Wizards are destined for the Eastern Conference Finals this season.
Cakes of The Junkies goes on screaming tirade; not gonna take JP’s Wizards bashing and Western Conference bias anymore.
POLL: Did EB say “Dark Vader” like a complete donk or “Darth Vader”?