The Sports Junkies
How to Pick Up Hookers in Dubai
Longtime Junkies listener “Hagerstown Steve” fancies himself a world traveler, with a penchant for purchasing sex. Here’s an impromptu guide to picking up hookers in Dubai, in case you ever just find yourself there.
Oates: Bruins Struggled Before Winning The Cup and ‘Haven’t Changed a Thing’
In an interview with the Junkies Thursday that came off more like a state-of-the-franchise, Caps head coach Adam Oates seemed to lend some wisdom as to what direction the team will go in with its once young core of Ovi, Backstrom and Green.
Pro Golfer David Lingmerth Distraught Over Caps Loss: ‘Couldn’t Watch The End Of It’
PGA Tour rookie David Lingmerth shares something in common with Capitals fans. Along with blowing a chance to tie Tiger Woods at TPC Sawgrass Sunday, he suffered through the Capitals “painful” Game Seven loss to the Rangers on Monday, because he’s a Caps fan apparently.
Two Donkeys Are Buying a Horse
Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt made a legendary announcement on the show Wednesday, about a business venture they’re jointly pursuing, and credit must be given where credit is due: they nailed the big reveal.
Joe B Rips Officiating in New York
Caps fans have been forced to temper expectations after Washington raced to a 2-0 series lead, then promptly dropped the next two on the road in New York, but the help the Rangers are getting from the referees is undeniable, even to veteran broadcaster Joe Beninati.
Former General Manager Would Take Matt Harvey Over Strasburg
Even with Stephen Strasburg off to a notably slow start for a guy expected to be among baseball’s elite, you’d still be hard pressed to a find a GM in the league who wouldn’t have the Nats hurler at the top of his wish list if he became available. But former GM Jim Duquette wouldn’t.
Davey Johnson Got ‘Hit in the Privates’ in Spring Training
When discussing player safety with the Nats manager Wednesday, the Junkies asked Davey Johnson if he thought his players would wear protection if it wasn’t required, to which he responded by offering up a very “private” story about a chance encounter he had with a ball in Spring Training.
‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Exposes ‘Whole’ New Side in Latest ‘Project’
The Junkies don’t talk about porn often, so it really was a change of pace when a story about a ‘Teen Mom’ star’s video outselling Kim Kardashian’s slipped into the Entertainment Page on Tuesday.
Smokin’ Al: Caps ‘Held Their Own’ Through Rangers’ ‘Desperation Punch’
Braden Holtby may have given up 4 goals and the Caps may have given up the unlikely chance for a sweep in their 4-3 loss to the Rangers Monday night, but fear not Caps fans: Smokin’ Al Koken has just the medicine to get you in the right spirits for Game 4 Wednesday.
Jason Bishop Doesn’t Know How to Type
As EB was nearing the end of telling a horror story about a prolonged stay in a waiting room Wednesday, Lurch dropped a showstopper that stunned the room, then sparked a beautiful jone session.

