This is not about a D.C. athlete, or even anybody around the DMV area.
But it’s Wednesday night in November, the Wizards and Suns are playing (but nobody cares), the Capitals are off, the Nationals are not in the World Series (but hey, it’s Game 7!), and everybody on the Redskins is injured. So here we are.
Aaron Gordon is a basketball player for the Orlando Magic. Aaron Gordon is also a reporter/writer for numerous non-Orlando Magic outlets. They are different people. But @Money_Buckets23 would prefer things were different.
Behold, this thing:
@Money_Buckets23 later congratulated non-athlete — that’s not fair. Maybe he is an athlete, but he’s not a professional athlete — Aaron Gordon on going viral, in a way.
Twitter (and the Internet) remains the best and worst thing to happen to this world.