WASHINGTON — Bryce Harper captured the internet’s attention by charging the mound and throwing hands at Hunter Strickland on Monday, which of course means he was meh-mayed to all heck.
The blowup came after Strickland plunked Harper with a 98-MPH heater, and the ensuing benches-clearing brawl resulted in both players being ejected from the game and, in due time, suspensions and hot takes on sports radio and television.
But none of those details are what Twitter fixated on.
Anyhow, bring on those takes.
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