by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) — In the spirit of Thursday’s upcoming World Cup match between the U. S. and Germany, the Junkies requested their 22-year-old female intern, aptly named Paulina, to squeeze into a tight little Lederhosen German dress thing and bob for bratwursts out of a bin full of German beer.

You know, because soccer.

I guess it was a competition or something, because there was actually another (male) intern in the room, supposedly representing the Americans, or so I’m told.

Here’s a quick summary of the play-by-play.

“Paulina’s getting in there,” EB said. “They’re totally bobbing. C’mon! C’mon Paulina! C’mon Paulina!”

“You’re rooting for Germany?” JP asked.

“Yes! In this contest, I am!” EB declared.

Final tally of sausages consumed:

Ethan (United States): 13

Paulina (Germany): 12

Although the Americans defeated Germany in this contest, the results of which hopefully can be replicated on the soccer field (or pitch, or whatever) tomorrow, I think we can all admit, judging by the photo gallery, we’re all winners today.

Enjoy a few (hot) pics from the contest along with the audio and video below.

View the full photo gallery.

(Be sure to browse for other recent Junkies blogs I’ve slaved hours over but no one’s read.)

Also Watch: Junkies Intern Twerking In Studio

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JP-Bruce The Hugger ‘I Believe’ Chant Remix


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