WASHINGTON (CBSDC) — It’s been awhile since the website has seen a substantial Lurch’s dog update (aside from him considering allowing the dog to pee in his neighbors’ yard), and in the last two weeks, there have been some startling developments.
First, about two weeks back, Valdez, citing a source close to the king, uncovered a bombshell about how Lurch plans to obtain a crate for Luka — the Dutch Shepherd he rescued from the Washington Animal Rescue League — which, if he goes through with it, may be the most unscrupulous act he’s committed to date.
Valdez: Alright, well you know how Jason just got Luka, his beautiful new dog? Well, what he’s doing is, he doesn’t want to pay for a dog crate, a brand new dog crate.
Lurch: Oh, jeeze. You just make stuff up.
Valdez: So he’s asking all of his boys if they’ll hook him for a dog crate.
EB: You’re kidding.
Valdez: It’s $80. It’s $80 a dog crate.
EB: Eighty dollars?!
Valdez: And the, I believe the quote is, ‘I don’t want to pay for that ess.’