Live Blog: Junkies 10th Annual Craig Walden Classic

by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach
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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – The Junkies 10th annual Craig Walden Classic is underway at The Golf Club South River. You’ll be able to track the proceedings — pics, dumb videos, drunken buffoonery — here.

Leading up to the event, I realized there wasn’t much public record of the tournament, and decided to drive to Edgewater, Md. and change that, after driving to the wrong golf course, of course.

Check back to this post will be updated throughout the afternoon.

Update: Way After the Tournament.

Some big fat HAIRkting.

Some big fat HAIRkting.

The beautiful neighborhood located just one wrong turn from the cart path away from The Golf Club at South River.

The beautiful neighborhood located just one wrong turn off the cart path.

Here's the community pool, located a mere wrong turn off the cart path and a slight 128 yards in the wrong direction, apparently.

Here’s the community pool, located a mere wrong turn off the cart path and a slight 128 yards in the wrong direction, apparently.

Update: 12:45 p.m.

Lurch has a message for all his fans at the 20 second mark [NSFW].

Almost Time to Tee Off (11:17 a.m.)

But first, a special message from Johnny Flakes Snakes Cakes.

Cakes embracing the mascot for the Children's Hospital Blood Donor station, parked at the entrance of the club.

Cakes embracing the mascot for the Children’s Hospital Blood Donor station, parked at the entrance of the club.

 

All the donks getting ready to tee off, for the  shotgun start or whatever.

All the donks getting ready to tee off, for the shotgun start or whatever.

(Working to find a link for you to actively donate.)

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