by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach

AUGUSTA, Md. (CBSDC) – Masters fever has swept through the hallways of 106.7 The Fan, causing employees to construct elaborate office putting surfaces and dress up like complete donks in an attempt to cash in on some themed attention dollars.

Matt Valdez and Drab T-Shirt arrived in full Masters garb Thursday morning: one, draped head-to-toe in a white canvas not unlike a caddie at Augusta (also not unlike the smock a professional painter would wear).

The other confidently strutted around in a green blazer, imitating the coveted green jacket awarded to the winner of the real-life major tournament.

This is the male equivalent up women dressing up in sexy dresses and high heels, getting their hairs did together, then grabbing some Appletinis on the way to the theater to see the “Sex and the City” movie.

The Masters is missing something this year, though (besides dudes acting like chicks).

It’s missing it’s usual main draw, in fact, in perennial contender Tiger Woods, who made the stunning announcement last week he would not be competing in this year’s tournament after undergoing successful back surgery.

JP: This a Tiger Woods-less Masters. Are you as interested? Are you gonna watch it? I know people here are interested. I mean, Valdez is dressed in his green jacket. You got Drab dressed in his painter’s outfit trying to look like a caddie.

EB: I don’t know what they’re doing. They’re doing an off-air bit!

Valdez: We just want to make you guys smile today.

EB: Well you did it. It made me smile. The only one that didn’t smile was JP.

Valdez: JP’s as fun as cancer.

JP: Until Pete Medhurst told me they’re doing a Masters bit, I didn’t get it.

Cakes: So Valdez wearing a blazer around the studio the day the Masters starts, it doesn’t strike you as odd?

JP: Wasn’t thinking about it.

By and large the bit did remain off air, but still led to so much great content.

Setting Up The Course:

Pete Drains A Putt:

Rory Drabilroy:

Water Hazard Added:

Photo of the Day:

(Instagram: ebjunkies)

(Instagram: ebjunkies)


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