WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – The people have spoken and crowned ‘Cowboy Mike’ — the man who lives in a yurt — the 2014 Vasectomy Madness champion!
With his victory, Cowboy Mike will receive a free vasectomy procedure, to be performed by Dr. Shin and Dr. Engel, Urological Surgeons of Washington.
The three donks (their bios below) arrived in studio Wednesday morning to tell their sob stories, and do their best to ingratiate themselves to the Junkies listeners who, along with a panel of judges, ultimately crowned the champion.
Voting lasted 24 hours — from Wednesday at 9:40 a.m. to Thursday at 9:40 a.m. — and resulted in an absolute nail-biter.
Here’s a breakdown of how the votes were weighted:
- 75% — decided by panel of Dr. Engel, Ewadd and Blue Shorts
- 25% — online voting
The final online poll results:
- Cowboy: 963
- Eric: 930
- Mike: 78
Ewadd and Blue Shorts voted for Eric (the guy who conceived his last child at the Junkies Poker Open), which accounted for 50 percent of the final tally.
Put that against Dr. Engel and online voters, who voted for Cowboy, and a necessary tiebreaker was then pushed to the Junkies, who unanimously declared Cowboy Yurt man this year’s winner.
Cowboy no longer has to be saddled with the burden of bringing children into this world. He can live in his yurt with wife, two kids, and all their crazy animals in peace and harmony without fear of one day needing a bigger yurt.
“Tomorrow’s my birthday, actually, so this is a great birthday present,” yurt man said, after being told on the air Thursday that he’d won.