WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – Wednesday was a banner day for Ram (pronounced Rom) and perhaps the high-water mark for Ram-mentions.
First he found a loophole to call into the show.
The guys were talking to that donk whose girl left him over his small dong, but didn’t get to ask him everything they wanted, I suppose, so they turned to another certified member of the small dong club to complete their questioning.
I’m not quite sure what they were referencing here, but from what I gather, it’s something to do with him talking about his small thingy on the radio.
“There’s two reasons I did it with you guys,” Ram said. “One is the obvious, and you kind of alluded to it, but I mean when people get paid, there’s different types of currency, and one of them is ‘attention dollars.’ So for me, yea, it was attention dollars.”
“So you’ll take any attention, even if that means admitting the most negative thing about yourself, possibly?” EB asked.[tweet https://twitter.com/TweetMaravich/status/438682904575504384 width=”420″]
Ram: Well you guys sleep on attention dollars. I mean there is no such thing as negative or positive.
EB: What if you had an STD. Would you admit to everyone that you were walking around with an STD?
Ram: You maximize whatever you have in your life to get attention dollars.
I had an embarrassing moment when I first moved to my apartment, my mom comes out of the bathroom and asks me why do I have a ruler in there?
It’s been a lifelong problem for me. I’ve done the research – where you measure from and things like that.
Listen to his call-in here: