WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – Lurch claims the disgusting, gnarled pair of socks he was wearing Friday were already disgusting and gnarled upon recent purchase.
Valdez: Jason’s also wearing brown socks. They’re not supposed to be brown.
EB: There’s been a lot of joaning on your socks.
Lurch: What, you mean on Twitter?
EB: No, just around here. Behind your back.
Lurch: Do you know how stupid Valdez is? He thinks that they’re brown because they’re dirty.
EB: Let me see. Let me see. Why? That’s how you bought ’em?
Lurch: Yea, they’re beige socks.
Valdez: They’re not beige.
Cakes: I believe him because he’s a foofy golfer.
Lurch: That’s the color. They’re not dirty!
EB: They do look dirty. I’m just gonna say they do look dirty.
Lurch: You guys are so dumb!
Valdez: It looks dirtier than the Chesapeake Bay!
Lurch: That’s the way they were when I bought ’em new, Rickshop.
I’m just gonna ask the obvious question here:
WHY IS HE BUYING SOCKS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS NEW?