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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - The Junkies are live from the B-Bar at the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City ramping up to Junkies’ Poker Open.
Since these are historically some of the funniest segments of the year (sleep-deprivation, booze, poker, Lurch — all of the above) I figured I’d track the madness with a running record of funny quotes, tweets, pics and whatever.
You may want to refresh the screen every ten minutes or so.
Of course, the funniest lines are always off-air, and for those, you just have to be here. Sorry.
(P.S. I hate the term Live-Blog too, but it’s occurred to me it’s the most accurate way of describing whatever it is this is.)
Eric Bickel (@EBJunkies) December 05, 2013
Lurch: I’ve got to thank Vic the Whale for getting me up here on the Borgata private jet.
JP: Lurch, have you had any sleep?
Lurch: No, nothing.
Lurch: Percy Hawkins is Martell Webster. (not sure what that was about)
EB: *muffled against microphone* Lurch, who’s your new friend who keeps giving us money and making us do shots?
Lurch: He’s not in the Corner Club, but he’s on the outskirts.
EB: We’re now doing shots for a hundred dollars.
Lurch: You’re yelling at me, I agree with you.
EB: You’re just a DUMB person!
JP: No I’m not!
EB: Yes you are!
Cakes: Do you have a future perhaps in coaching when the playing days are done?
Brooks Laich: Not a chance buddy. I think when I’m done, I looked forward to having my dad coach me when i growed up. When i grew up.
EB: DUNCE cap for Brooks.
Brooks: You wait to hand that dunce cap out. You’ve got another interesting guy coming up.
JP: If you had a question for Mayor Ford, what would it be?
Brooks: How mad is he that he didn’t get to go out with you guys last night in Atlantic City?