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Live Blog: JPO, Live From the B Bar at Borgata Casino

by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach
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Just another show getting logged from the B Bar.

Just another show getting logged from the B Bar.

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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - The Junkies are live from the B-Bar at the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City ramping up to Junkies’ Poker Open.

Since these are historically some of the funniest segments of the year (sleep-deprivation, booze, poker, Lurch — all of the above) I figured I’d track the madness with a running record of funny quotes, tweets, pics and whatever.

You may want to refresh the screen every ten minutes or so.

Of course, the funniest lines are always off-air, and for those, you just have to be here. Sorry.

(P.S. I hate the term Live-Blog too, but it’s occurred to me it’s the most accurate way of describing whatever it is this is.)

6:01 a.m.

Lurch: I’ve got to thank Vic the Whale for getting me up here on the Borgata private jet.

6:30 a.m.

JP: Lurch, have you had any sleep?

Lurch: No, nothing.

7:04 a.m.

Lurch: Percy Hawkins is Martell Webster. (not sure what that was about)

7:25 a.m.

EB: *muffled against microphone* Lurch, who’s your new friend who keeps giving us money and making us do shots?

Lurch: He’s not in the Corner Club, but he’s on the outskirts.

EB: We’re now doing shots for a hundred dollars.

7:36 a.m.

Lurch: You’re yelling at me, I agree with you.

7:56 a.m.

EB: You’re just a DUMB person!

JP: No I’m not!

EB: Yes you are!

8:15 a.m.

Cakes: Do you have a future perhaps in coaching when the playing days are done?

Brooks Laich: Not a chance buddy. I think when I’m done, I looked forward to having my dad coach me when i growed up. When i grew up.

EB: DUNCE cap for Brooks.

Brooks: You wait to hand that dunce cap out. You’ve got another interesting guy coming up.

JP: If you had a question for Mayor Ford, what would it be?

Brooks: How mad is he that he didn’t get to go out with you guys last night in Atlantic City?

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