THE FUNERAL PARLOR, Md. (CBSDC) – Inspired by the nickname given to Mike Shanahan by Fred Smoot, the Junkies laid the ‘Red Lobster’ in his final resting place on 106.7 The Fan on Friday, recognizing that the current coaching regime for the Washington Redskins could be meeting its unfortunate demise.
There’s little left to say, that hasn’t yet been said in the service already, and can’t be explained by watching the segment above, but let us all go about our day remembering him, the Red Lobster, and honoring him by living through the likeness of his everlasting spirit.
His skin was so
We have just so much to thank him for: Donovan McNabb. John Beck. Rex Grossman. Still Rex Grossman.
Here’s to a 24-34 record closing in on four full seasons. Couldn’t have done the ‘rebuild’ without you.
Public record of today’s service, conducted by Father Blue, and including eulogies from lifelong Redskins fan Eric Bickel, and lifelong Redskins-mocker John Auville, can be found in the audio clip at the bottom.
- Check out WatchTheJunkies.com for the replay until the YouTube video becomes available.
- Link to ‘The Lobster’ rap tribute by J.P. Flaim, featuring Jasmine Frazier.
Photos to be added throughout the day.