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Holden & Danny Confront Rude Hot Chicks In The Office

by Chris Lingebach
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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - This is one of those segments that rarely makes it to air, because of sexual harassment and things like that, but Holden and Danny broke the fourth wall to bring the radio station’s Hot Chicks Club into the studio — an inquisition into why they’re so rude to the 106.7 The Fan hosts in the break room.

Again, avoiding lawsuits in 2013 is virtually impossible, and bringing them onto the air to expose two members of the club, which, until now, they had no idea existed – I mean, it existed in theory, but to my knowledge, there was never a formal announcement – so writing about this is walking about as tight a corporate rope as possible.

Anyways, there’s a gaggle of alleged hot chicks who work for the radio station (sales or something), and they’re always in the break room (where everyone in the building gets coffee, and avoids doing actual work) together, for what seems like hours at a time.

Needless to say, their good looks are so striking it’s disgusting, and more importantly, intimidating, and every radio host known to man is depressingly insecure, as well as paranoid, so entering that break room while the Hot Chicks Club is in action, doing whatever it is they do, feels like climbing Mt. Everest, naked, but it’s televised, and you have an earpiece so you can hear the millions of people laughing at your disgusting body.

Often times, once that foreboding threshold is finally crossed, the hot chicks silence themselves immediately and disperse. It’s happened A THOUSAND times if it’s happened seven or eight.

And you can imagine what that can do to a guy.

So Holden and Danny finally took a stand, for all of the men who have ever been pressured to leave a room at the sheer presence of a ridiculously, absurdly good-looking female specimen.

It’s important to note that these were only two members of the club. There are more, and while the number often fluctuates, the size is believed to have grown upwards to 8 or 9 members at the moment.

Hopefully they all get the message, which I guess would be to pretend they’re excited when we (men, who are ultimately terrified of them) enter the room, instead of socially rejecting us at every turn.

They are so hot though.

Listen to the uncomfortable segment below.

And apparently Kanye West was in the building today.

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