Larry Michaels Highlight Show: ‘I Can’t Do This Anymore’

Larry Michaels Highlight Show

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – It’s time to relive the misery of the Redskins’ earth-shattering loss to the Eagles Sunday with a little levity.

With the image still fresh in your mind of Robert Griffin III floating Washington’s season haplessly into the hands of Eagles’ defender Brandon Boykin, after storming impossibly back from 24 in the 4th to within one touchdown of tying the game, take a little break from reality and enjoy the third installment of the Larry Michaels Highlight Show.

Michaels: You hear that, people who want to control the narrative? We control it. Robert is a superstar. He is a comet of perfect. Instead of number two’s, he makes origamis of excellence.

Michaels: So the Redskins now, doing just enough to destroy your soul here. Redskins ball, the Philadelphia 18 … the season-ending mistake is coming here, you can feel it.

Michaels: Oh sweet Christ. What the F—k was that? I mean I can’t do this anymore. Looks like I did Frank Herzog a favor when I stabbed him with a knife of betrayal. So that’ll do it here from Philadelphia. Hopefully we don’t get mugged on the way to the train station. Tune in whatever time my propaganda show is on where I’ll spin this sumbitch into something that was a learning experience for all of us.

Michaels: For me, I’d like to thank me, myself, me and I. I’m Larry Michaels. I’ll see me later.


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