Vote for the Top 10 Greatest Junkies Tweets

by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – As the Junkies discussed the Top 10 Greatest Tweets of All Time Thursday – based on a list compiled by Yahoo – the conversation took an organic shift toward recalling  some of the Junkies more memorable personal tweets.

I enlisted the help of Junkies listeners on Twitter as I trudged to work in my Chryler NubBaron, and quickly realized there were too many epic Junk(s) tweets; enough for to compile our own G.O.A.T. list.

A ton of tweeters dug up golden nuggets. Below are some of the best tweets from @EBJunkies (Joined: 01-27-09), @moneymetalcakes (Joined: 04-29-09) and @GlassJoeJP (Joined: 07-01-11 ) from the last 2-5 years.

Lurch refuses to join Twitter (doesn’t need it…he’s had sports blogs bookmarked in his internet browser since 2003) although @realLurchBishop and @Larry_Bishop_  have him sufficiently covered.

Below is a rough compilation of the Junkies’ best tweets.

Each tweet is numbered. Make note of your favorites, and record them in the comments section at the bottom. DON’T JUST RESPOND TO THE TWEET I CAN’T TRACK THAT.

Fine Print: Some tweets are screen caps or replicas of their parent tweets. Also, EB’s original account was @Mrphotogenic, but he changed it once he realized this wasn’t AIM, and it wasn’t best to have a name dripping with sarcasm.

1)

[tweet https://twitter.com/LarryPower/status/207550239027105793 width=”420″]

2)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/340089864634630145 width=”420″]

3)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/326000618231709698 width=”420″]

4)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/223934257209421826 width=”420″]

5)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/310035511215525889 width=”420″]

6)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/325723101788778496 width=”420″]

7)

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/357858284138541056 width=”420″]

8)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TweetMaravich/status/398492972066435072 width=”420″]

9)

[tweet https://twitter.com/monaldoj/status/398466774951153664 width=”420″]

10)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TexterManley/status/398464286236090368 width=”420″]

11)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TexterManley/status/398463759104360449 width=”420″]

12)

[tweet https://twitter.com/ERobtheGamecock/status/398453196919558144 width=”420″]

13)

[tweet https://twitter.com/therichturpin/status/398455127725457409 width=”420″]

14)

[tweet https://twitter.com/ChrisKinard/status/312189569405702144 width=”420″]

15)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TheMeaser/status/398521327876702208 width=”420″]

16)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TweetMaravich/status/398477776904138752 width=”420″]

17)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TweetMaravich/status/398476900114264064 width=”420″]

18)

[tweet https://twitter.com/TweetMaravich/status/398463673179439104 width=”420″]

19)

[tweet https://twitter.com/LarryPower/status/198117253529612288 width=”420″]

20)

[tweet https://twitter.com/DCUnitedFan86/status/398461081271930880 width=”420″]

21)

[tweet https://twitter.com/KevinMcCarthyTV/status/384808950945701889 width=”420″]

22)

[tweet https://twitter.com/DCUnitedFan86/status/398457447612182528 width=”420″]

23)

[tweet https://twitter.com/DCUnitedFan86/status/398457008925708288 width=”420″]

24)

[tweet https://twitter.com/GMorris1988/status/398456725239386112 width=”420″]

25)

[tweet https://twitter.com/therealSamWow/status/392992406544453632 width=”420″]

26)

[tweet https://twitter.com/matt_valdez/status/398449655429595137 width=”420″]

27)

[tweet https://twitter.com/drabtshirt/status/392636701488996352 width=”420″]

28)

[tweet https://twitter.com/ChangMatt/status/146028282758959104 width=”420″]

29) late entry…

[tweet https://twitter.com/EBJunkies/status/398871760093073408 width=”420″]

30) at last…

[tweet https://twitter.com/EssentialAlex/status/398900480140533760 width=”420″]

NOTE TO READERS: Okay, I don’t know why I was sleeping on this (or how silly Bret’s TwitPic game was), but now that I know TwitPic still has all these cataloged, well, Jesus, just look. I want a re-do. If you see “quotes” it’s the caption from the original tweet.

31) long live Twitpic…

(Credit: @BretRadio)

(Credit: @BretRadio)

32)

Oh my ... I forgot about the Emeril contest. (Credit: @BretRadio)

Oh my … I forgot about the Emeril contest. (Credit: @BretRadio)

33)

Just got this from Ram. He's up 6k in AC. What a donk. (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Just got this from Ram. He’s up 6k in AC. What a donk.” (Credit: @BretRadio)

34)

"Ram Klein LOL" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Ram Klein LOL” (Credit: @BretRadio)

35)

(Credit: @BretRadio)

(Credit: @BretRadio)

36)

"Here is a pic of @EBJunkies getting a back massage In-studio this morning LOL" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Here is a pic of @EBJunkies getting a back massage In-studio this morning LOL” (Credit: @BretRadio)

37)

"Lurch snapped this pic from his car in Oklahoma" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Lurch snapped this pic from his car in Oklahoma” (Credit: @BretRadio)

38)

Here is silly goose @moneymetalcakes "planking" the studio console and the actual news story http://bit.ly/jSE3iR (Credit: @BretRadio)

Here is silly goose @moneymetalcakes “planking” the studio console and the actual news story http://bit.ly/jSE3iR (Credit: @BretRadio)

39)

"Look at @moneymetalcakes doing a wacky bit on Fox 5 with @stevechenevey #sillygoose" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Look at @moneymetalcakes doing a wacky bit on Fox 5 with @stevechenevey #sillygoose” (Credit: @BretRadio)

40)

"Larry The Corky having a great birthday in-studio today!" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Larry The Corky having a great birthday in-studio today!” (Credit: @BretRadio)

41)

"Hangin in the suite with this guy is pretty cool...." The Original Big Timers (Credit: @BretRadio)

“Hangin in the suite with this guy is pretty cool….” The Original Big Timers (Credit: @BretRadio)

42)

"LOL!! @bdkreviews comparing GUNS with Redskins legend Brian Mitchell" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“LOL!! @bdkreviews comparing GUNS with Redskins legend Brian Mitchell” (Credit: @BretRadio)

43)

"@aybaybaye u get cised for hairless @blueshorts1067" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“@aybaybaye u get cised for hairless @blueshorts1067” (Credit: @BretRadio)

44) and probably the most important photo that’s ever been taken…

"This is Jenny's bachelorette party dress that I was just talking about. Not gonna hate! #buttcheeks @cockswithp" (Credit: @BretRadio)

“This is Jenny’s bachelorette party dress that I was just talking about. Not gonna hate! #buttcheeks @cockswithp” (Credit: @BretRadio)

If I’ve missed one (or misappropriated credit at all), or you have another worthy of consideration, Tweet it to me.

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