Wyatt Family Takes Over The Lavar & Dukes Show
WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – There was a disturbance amidst the D.C. radio airwaves Thursday as the terrifying Wyatt family took over the Lavar & Dukes Show.
As employees scattered for fear of their safety, the disturbance was met with wild accolades from listeners, if not for the thousands of calls received complaining of Luke Harper’s absence.
Chad Dukes managed to return to the studio safely immediately following the first segment of the show, which, upheaval be damned, went off without a hitch. Although, according to an unnamed source, Harper was quoted as saying, “Chad Dukes is a son of a bitch.”
The motivation behind the Wyatt family’s actions, as well as their whereabouts, remain a mystery.