HEY EVERYBODY, IT’S BRYCE HARPER’S BIRTHDAY!
Yes, yes, although he admittedly doesn’t drink, he has now officially reached the legal age to do so.
With the team well into their offseason, likely on vacation or hanging around their respective hometowns, the only thing keeping the roster connected is Twitter.
Denard Span decided to utilize the social media tool to celebrate Harper’s birthday, by tweeting a series of gift ideas for the youngest guy on the team.
It started out innocent enough.
UPDATE: Harper is responding. We’re updating feverishly. They’re tweeting from different timezones (bear with us).
Keep going! Keep going! This is what Twitter was made for![tweet https://twitter.com/thisisdspan/status/390489082385924096 width=”420″]
And … winner.[tweet https://twitter.com/thisisdspan/status/390498429258170368 width=”420″]