Soccer Star Ali Krieger Tells the Junkies She’d Consider Playboy

by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach

WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – While watching J.P. Flaim soccer starlet Ali Krieger on Table Manners earlier in the week – just droning on and on about God knows what (he could have been dissecting the Bible for all I know; I still would have been reciting the Lord’s Prayer, pleading for a painless ending) – one particular question stood out above all others.

“Would you do Playboy?” EB asked (17:52).

“Oh, gosh, I don’t know,” Krieger said. “I’d have to talk to my parents about that,” Krieger said laughing as she trailed off. “I mean it’s a lot. It’s a reflection on also, not only yourself, but your teammates, your family, your friends. I mean, I’d really have to sit down and think about that.”

“The residuals would go a long way,” Lurch said.

“And your significant other,” Krieger said as she trailed off.

“And she did live in Europe for five years,” Cakes said. “I think the morals in Europe are a little bit looser than they are in the United Sates.”

“Well she probably walked around the streets naked,” Lurch said.

“I guess you have to ask,” Krieger said.

God bless EB for salvaging that train wreck of conversation – whatever the hell it was about – with some good old-fashioned sex appeal.

Now back to your previously scheduled Flaiming.

Related: JP Flaims Super Agent David Falk

Table Manners airs Tuesdays at 6:30 pm. Follow Table Manners on Twitter.

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