Lurch is Getting a Rottweiler
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NUBBS LANHAM, Md. (CBSDC) – Roughly a month and a half ago, Jason Bishop was put on Ariel Castro-watch when he asked the question: What will make my life happy?
After a pronounced buildup, he eventually admitted the Bishop family was adding another member to Ashburn’s Royal Family, and had begun the process of looking a puppies.
Fast forward to Friday, when Lurch Papa made a follow-up announcement that he’d finally settled on a breed.
Lurch: I’m getting a Rottweiler.
Cakes: Oh, you are? You made up your mind?
Lurch: Let me tell you this. I went to this place called Dreamy Puppy.
Drab: Oh you didn’t do that…
Cakes: So you went and visited a puppy mill?
Lurch: Bas…well, it’s not really a puppy mill.
JP: Who’d you go with?
Lurch: I took m y daughters.
JP: Oh, so it’s happening.
Lurch: There was a…there was an eight-week-old Rottweiler. Oh my god, that dog was awesome! You know what, and I’m getting a Rot.
Cakes: Oh, you’re already in?
Lurch: I’m getting a Rottweiler!
There’s nothing really particularly funny about this, other than a faux wager posed for the Papa to name his dog after Russell Wilson. Nevertheless, it was a seminal moment in the show’s history, which warrants covering it online for nobody to read.
There was a mega botch from JP, however, leading into the revelation that’s worth noting (none of this matters).
BOTCH OF THE SEGMENT:
JP: I don’t know if it’s a famous dog, but it’s a boxer and it always wears her Celtic (sel-tick) strip.
Cakes: Not (Sel-tick), it’s (Kel-tick).
Lurch: You’re botching it.
Valdez: Silly Paul Pierce!