Check Out Cakes’ Twitter Timeline as ‘The Jinx’ Rears Its Ugly Head Again

by Chris 'Blue Shorts' Lingebach
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Quarterback Robert Griffin III #10 of the Washington Redskins walks to the locker room after @MoneyMetalCakes made him lose to the Philadelphia Eagles at FedExField on September 9, 2013 in Landover, Maryland. The Philadelphia Eagles won, 33-27. (Credit: Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Quarterback Robert Griffin III #10 of the Washington Redskins walks to the locker room after @MoneyMetalCakes made him lose to the Philadelphia Eagles at FedExField on September 9, 2013 in Landover, Maryland. The Philadelphia Eagles won, 33-27. (Credit: Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - “Know you’re gonna be talking about a win, because the Skins are gonna cruise 31-17 tonight!”

That was Cakes on Monday morning, only hours before the Eagles sprinted to a 26-7 first half lead over the Redskins on Monday Night Football, and eventually hanging on to win 33-27.

As a refresher, Cakes has a long history of negatively intervening into the fate of Washington sports franchises.

It’s not like every time he predicts a hometown victory the team loses. It is, however, inevitable that in a big game, when it most appears that either the Redskins, Nats or Caps are in the ideal position to make D.C. proud with a win, sorcerer John Auville steps in with his mythical powers and reverses their fate.

Just look at all the vitriol that came pouring into his Twitter timeline (in no particular order) when it became clear he’d burned Washington, D.C. yet again.

As if the message needed further reinforcement at this point, remember: Always, ALWAYS #BetAgainstCakes

Listen to the prediction that F’ed everybody at the bottom.

And my personal favorite…

That’s not even close to half of them, by the way.

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