Viral Video: Cow Gets Pummeled While Getting Pummeled [NSFW]

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The chick Cakes pwnd in college. (Credit: JEAN-PIERRE CLATOT/AFP/Getty Images)

The chick Cakes pwnd in college. (Credit: JEAN-PIERRE CLATOT/AFP/Getty Images)

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WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - What good is Russia if not for spreading viral dashboard cam videos, because of their citizens’ extreme distrust of their government?

Matt Valdez introduced the Junkies to a chance encounter one alienated citizen had with a pair of cows along a Russian highway, and I’m not talking about big fatties. To the joy of everyone, it was captured on video.

Let’s let the Junks do what they do best and set the scene:

“So there’s a video of this guy, we’ll just call him Yuri, speeding down a highway in Russia probably going 30 or 40 miles per hour,” Cakes said.

“It’s a two lane highway,” he continued. “And about 15 seconds into the video – first of all, you know Russia’s a nubbs country because there are cows walking up and down the side of the road, there are no fences for these cows, they’re just sauntering out onto the road – and about 15 seconds into the video, there’s one cow trying to mount another cow. And as he’s doing that, the cow in front gets plowed into by Yuri and his buddies.”

“That cow definitely wonders off and dies, because he got pummeled,” Lurch noted.

“Well, SHE got pummeled, I’m assuming. I don’t know,” Cakes corrected him.

“When Yuri gets out of his car to check the damage, he’s so bitter,” Lurch laughed.

Zing of the day. Here it comes:

“Cakes knows a lot about plowing cows from that one in Towson,” Valdez zinged – winner winner chicken dinner.

Also, apparently Russia’s in a timezone that’s 12 years ahead of us hear on the East Coast.

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