by Blue Shorts

LANHAM, Md. (CBSDC) – With the rising presence of video producer Ewadd as a character on the Junkies, it’s time to gauge the temperature of the loyal listeners on his development.

As self-proclaimed Junkies Ombudsmen, I feel responsible enough to take the reins on this one.

Personally, I know the transition from longtime listener to active cast member can be daunting, and not because you’re not cised, because you’re BUTT cised.

But it’s constant mental warfare between ‘what will make the guys laugh?’ and ‘how will my parents take this?’

The best advice I can offer: give it all up for the show.

Remember that little nerd sitting in the car missing 1st period English to hear the end of a wacky bit. Remember how much you said you’d give up to be in on the bit.

Enough daydreaming kid. Time to make those dreams a reality.

But EB has found it a challenge to pinpoint which parts of Eric Waddon’s personality to highlight on the air, because as he said on the show Wednesday, “He’s just got the personality of like, the curtains.”

So let’s establish what we do know about him:

He’s a West Virginia grad who gets SIZED to grasp-tweet football players.

He finds it necessary to specify ‘Ewadd’ begins with an ‘E.’

I’m serious. Here’s two-second proof:

He says he has zings, but …

“I haven’t heard many zings,” Drab said.

And what I know from working with him, he’s an uber fan of the show who works his ass off, which is the highest praise I can give.

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Also, once when I was driving around with him in the promo van, he pointed to Alexandria and said “Is that Richmond?” Dead serious.

I hope this helps develop some sort of basic structure for the continued growth of Ewadd on The Junkies. What he may be lacking in personality, he certainly makes up for in wasted effort and hilarious donk tendencies.

I’m telling you, he’s a butt-funny kid just dying to be unleashed.

Hope to hear more hilarious segments like this one soon…

Follow EB and Ewadd on Twitter.


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