‘Director’ Jenna Haze Not Down With The Bits
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LANHAM, Md. (CBSDC) – Much to the chagrin of many loyal Junkies listeners, there were no wacky on-air escapades with reformed porn star Jenna Haze on Thursday, but then again, they can’t all be Asa Akira (the hottest person on the planet).
When they heard she was coming in studio (applaud here), Drab and Valdez produced some grand plans for her visit, which included but were not limited to, a game of Devil’s Twister (two guys, one girl) featuring Haze, Ewadd and Shorts (third person narrative).
Nobody could have predicted this porn star of ten years had recently become reformed, which is a polite way of saying ‘no longer commits to the bits.’
From the moment she walked into the studio she wasn’t going to: 1) play Twister 2) talk dirty 3) pretend she was having fun.
Truth be told, she was very nice and is certainly no prostitute, so it’s unfair to ask her remove the shame from her body like an article of clothing by … removing articles of clothing from her body.
If she’d been game for that however, the four dudes in the studio would have willingly obliged.
Alas, she was very forthcoming about the personal details in her life for which she should be commended.
Did you know she’s dating the lead singer of a heavy metal band?
The one bit Haze will be committing to is feature dancing, which she’ll be doing all weekend (Thursday, Friday, Saturday) at Fantasies Nightclub in Baltimore. She’s also really hot in person and even more fascinating to talk to.
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